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Post by Pegasus on Nov 10, 2005 1:14:31 GMT
I actually got to meet Elisabeth recently at London Expo, she was lovely. Absolutely breathetaking in the flesh, as well as really nice and funny. I did however proceed to make a COMPLETE arse of myself in front of/to her so am not really interested in giving details right now - it's still a bit fresh in the memory LOL But if she's popping up near you I def recommend going along, you won't regret it. I sadly (part of the arse thing mentioned above) did not get a pic with her although she kindly offered and am now kicking myself, as well as one of my friends having an almost overwhelming desire to slap me every time HE thinks of it. Still, live and learn right? If anyone has any other stories to share, PLEASE do so! Specially if you also were less then cool, it'll make me feel loads better! There could be cookies.
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Post by Pegasus on Nov 11, 2005 23:29:24 GMT
Ok, I'm going to post this and that's it. I will NOT discuss it further or go into more details or ANYTHING I don't think I can. I'm doing this for exactly that reason, so I never have to hopefully even think of it again! However, I have pretty uncomfortable feeling that if there's anymore you want to know about it a certain helpful person who's still revelling in my discomfort and is a member here will shed light.
This is still deeply humiliating and I'm still suffering , I can't remember it exactly word for word as it was a couple of weeks ago now and I block traumatic experiences LOL
I went up to the table she was signing at, after short debate chose the picture I wanted (apparently it was her favourite *smug* LOL) and then I was in front of her, I'm sooooo glad I wandered past her table a couple of times so I wasn't too taken aback at how breathtaking she was. I popped my photo down on the table in front of her and POSSIBLY smiled a bit (tried anyway there's a good chance it was more of a grimace!) she glanced at the picture I'd chosen and said 'Oh you got my favourite' and then she just kinda crossed her arms and looked at me. Made me a tad nervous! So I sort of prodded the picture and said 'can you sign it to Bo please'. To which she was sorta like 'huh' so I spelt it (great move!) so one of my REAL helpful 'friends' piped up with ''cause she smells' so I said I was going to take him outside and kick him really hard,which Elisabeth agreed I should but then said 'first though I want to discuss tongue piercings with you' apparently I went kinda red and spluttered somewhat at that point. Think I may have done an interesting impression of a strangulated chipmunk too *sigh* . She asked if it made much difference and was interested to know that it was for the benefit of the other person (Yes, I discussed oral with Elisabath Rohm!) oddly enough by which point I was still red, having trouble breathing and speaking, sadly I didn't totally lose the power of speech. It was one of those moments where you REALLY want to shut up but the stupid nonsensical deeply humiliating words keep a-falling out your mouth anyway! At some point during this she signed the picture for me so I grabbed it and scuttled off clutching it leaving Ms Rohm with the firm knowledge that not only was I prepared to help her experience the tongue piercing thing for herself but that I was pretty much imagining it right then (weeeell, I spose if I want to be positive about the whole experience I could comfort myself with at least I made an impression, however this is one of those instances I think I'd rather be forgotten!) I'd given my camera to my friend and asked him to get a picture of her signing for me, sadly he misunderstood and was just stood there holding the camera, thinking I wanted a picture with her, now I don't DO pictures, so I'd just scuttled off, and waited for him to follow. But no, he waited and asked her if he could take a pic of us together. She smiled, said of course, and beckoned (yup BECKONED, so not actually sure I could have moved if I wanted to!) Whereupon I REALLY went out of my way to enhance the 'tit' impression I undoubtedly had already left her with, I shook my head so hard I'm surprised (and somewhat saddened that it didn't) fly off my shoulders, announced I don't DO pictures and refused. My mate's looking at me like I've grown another head and I'm still stood there spluttering and blushing. Elisabeth looked slightly taken aback but posed very nicely for a pic she looked lovely in. I didn't know it was possible to kick yourself so hard, and my friend now has an overwhelming urge to slap me silly everytime he thinks about it. So, that was my meeting with Elisabeth Rohm, one of the people I've wanted to meet FOREVER!! I still don't know what came over me, it's not like she's the first celeb I've ever met, but still, there ya have it! Although, in my defence it certainly wasn't a conversation I ever envisaged having with her! Well, not that I actually expected to ever happen so I think maybe I was just taken by surprise.
I'm now off to sit in a darkened corner, hold my knees and rock.
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Post by TheTallMan on Nov 12, 2005 0:01:29 GMT
I don't know whether to laugh... cry.... or go bake brownies. Honestly, don't kick yourself about it. A celeb is a person... a pretty person is still a person. We're all human... some just haven't experience oral with a tongue piercing lol
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Post by Pegasus on Nov 12, 2005 0:03:59 GMT
Thanks, uh, I think! Like I said that's the thing - normally as you may have noticed with both celebrity normal people AND normal normal people I'm absolutely smurfing fine but that was just ridiculous!
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Post by Jenn on Nov 12, 2005 0:04:58 GMT
I have to admit I chuckled aloud.... maybe it was a pitying chuckle...or maybe your antics are wholly amusing to me
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Post by TheTallMan on Nov 12, 2005 0:05:08 GMT
Dude you totally smurf and you know you do
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Post by Pegasus on Nov 12, 2005 0:15:11 GMT
LMFAO yeah, cheers guys -- still not feeling a whole heapa sympathy here though! Although, I guess it's good that I uh, make people laugh? Right?
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Post by rb6k on Nov 12, 2005 0:51:40 GMT
Haha aw you do get some sympathy, but all is not lost, you DID get to discuss oral with her AND those mental pictures will stick with you for a lifetime. Maybe the next time your paths cross she will remember you and you can have a second chance and maybe show her a thing or two about tongue piercings!
Funny story.
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Post by Pegasus on Nov 12, 2005 0:56:01 GMT
Thank you! And that sure is an idea to keep me going! You registered at the Expo board? If not go join and post in the May 06 to bring Elisabeth back - please LOL going well so far, she's been requested on every one of the 5 pages just about!
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Post by Access Denied on Nov 17, 2005 20:38:47 GMT
Laughing myself stupid right now. That was fun.
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Post by Pegasus on Nov 17, 2005 20:40:47 GMT
Thank you sweetie, glad I provide such a source of entertainment for you Git. Still could have been worse, I was afraid you were going to add details I'd forgotten.
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Post by Access Denied on Nov 17, 2005 20:41:48 GMT
Thank you sweetie, glad I provide such a source of entertainment for you Git. Still could have been worse, I was afraid you were going to add details I'd forgotten. Now would I do that? Actually, come to think of it, there was something...
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Post by Pegasus on Nov 17, 2005 20:44:37 GMT
Oh shit, how much MORE of a bad light does this show me in?
Don't really matter I spose, 'cause now I have to know. I REALLY don't like you sometimes!
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Post by Access Denied on Nov 17, 2005 20:45:18 GMT
Oh shit, how much MORE of a bad light does this show me in? Don't really matter I spose, 'cause now I have to know. I REALLY don't like you sometimes! As long as it's only sometimes. Also, I'm fucking with you, there's no more, lol.
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Post by Pegasus on Nov 17, 2005 20:46:51 GMT
Ya know - it's getting more and more often though!
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