Shortest 'fairy' tale in the World

[Pegasus]

Once upon a time, a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?"

The guy said, "No."

And the girl lived happily ever after and went shopping, dancing, camping, drank
martinis, always had a clean house, never had to cook and farted whenever she
wanted.

The END

[andy]

This wouldn't happen to be your own personal life story, would it?

[Pegasus]

HAHAHAHAHAHA Am I like the comedic punchbag of this whole board?!

No, I don't think I've ever proposed in my life.

[Jenn]

*chuckles* hehehe

[TheTallMan]

Wow... Cinderella really cut loose on ol' Prince Charming huh? No wonder we never saw the end of that movie.

[bunniesfrightenme]

But how could she afford to do all this with no man to earn her money while she cleaned the house all day?